To me, this is a masterpiece.
A powerhouse of vitamins and nutrients.
A (recycled) bottle full of pure love. A way to wake my body up in the morning without artificial stimulants and chemicals. And, because I am always a work in progress: a way to soothe my belly after eating too much processed food the previous day.
I love my green smoothies!
So please, oh uninspired coworker.
Do not walk by my office and exclaim “EEWWWWWWWWWW!”, because I will not entertain your uninformed comment. And I will definitely not answer your questions about the contents of my bottle if you begin the conversation with an “EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!”
I want to bombard you with statistics of obesity, cancer, and chronic disease. Tell you all about the health benefits of raw food and juices. But, I save my energy. I know that you won’t listen. If you’re ever ready to listen, I’ll be so happy to tell you about it!
But, for now, I’ll just pretend that I need to make a really important phone call.
Please do not judge my bottle of beautiful, healthy plant guts.
Because I do not judge your lunch of cheese fries and fried chicken guts.
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