Scrappin’ For My Smoothie.

To me, this is a masterpiece.

A powerhouse of vitamins and nutrients.

A (recycled) bottle full of pure love.  A way to wake my body up in the morning without artificial stimulants and chemicals.  And, because I am always a work in progress: a way to soothe my belly after eating too much processed food the previous day.

I love my green smoothies!

So please, oh uninspired coworker.

Do not walk by my office and exclaim “EEWWWWWWWWWW!”,  because I will not entertain your uninformed comment.  And I will definitely not answer your questions about the contents of my bottle if you begin the conversation with an “EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!”

I want to bombard you with statistics of obesity, cancer, and chronic disease.  Tell you all  about the health benefits of raw food and juices.  But, I save my energy.  I know that you won’t listen.  If you’re ever ready to listen, I’ll be so happy to tell you about it!

But, for now, I’ll just pretend that I need to make a really important phone call.

Please do not judge my bottle of beautiful, healthy plant guts.

Because I do not judge your lunch of cheese fries and fried chicken guts.

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