I’m sure that you know the story of King Midas. Remember–the guy who turned everything to gold?
Well, I’ve never claimed to be able to turn everyday items into precious metal, but I sure as hell can turn everyday items into worthless junk.
Exhibit #1:
Exhibit #2:
Exhibit #3:
Exhibit #4:
Yes, that is not one, but TWO fried iPods. Epic.
Need I detail any further the fact that my ‘Jogger’s Touch’ was especially strong this past weekend?
At the moment, I’m brainstorming ways to re-purpose the aforementioned vegan zucchini chocolate-chunk muffins gone horribly wrong. They look so sad and forlorn sitting in their muffin pans on the counter. Any ideas?
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