I Love Myself

That Time I Channeled J. Lo and Said Eff You.

February 1, 2011

Enough.

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A Month In Review

January 26, 2011

Peeing and laughing, laughing and peeing. You haven’t missed much.

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The Time I Hung Wallpaper & Painted Stripes

November 19, 2010

Alternative title: “Thanks, Mom.”

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Jiggling, Anxiety, and Forgotten Talents

October 22, 2010

Not **those** talents. Perv.

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Exposed Again

October 13, 2010

Eight months later…and eighty billion times more fu@k!ng awesome.

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Wednesday Confession

October 6, 2010

I made my first good decision when it comes to love. Sorry I’m not sorry.

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The First Piece!

October 2, 2010

We have granite!

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Plywood, Be Gone!

October 1, 2010

Could it really be? Will I REALLY truly have a working kitchen tomorrow? I sure hope so.

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Cleaning Out My Closet

October 1, 2010

I cope, you win.

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This Song

October 1, 2010

on repeat.

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