You Really Had Me Fooled, Mango Chicken Sausage

December 24, 2008

Clearly, one look at my healthy thighs and buttocks will prove to you that I am not a picky eater […]

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The Gazelle: A Study In Beverage Consumption: Part II

December 23, 2008

I bet you have been sitting on the edge of your wheely, squishy-seated office chair, just dying to hear about […]

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But Wait! There’s More!

December 22, 2008

Shortly after this revelation last week, I made a call to Robert, my former trainer and still very good friend, […]

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Oh, You Sneaky Gazelle.

December 22, 2008

The Gazelle is not a man of mystery. He’s not a man of surprises, and I certainly don’t expect romantic […]

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Lazy

December 22, 2008

I have so much to fill you in on. But I’m lazy. Stay tuned!

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Proximal Tibiofibular…huh?

December 19, 2008

Alright. I’ve had it. I really have. I went to the gym at lunch, completely boosted about running, ready to […]

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Dees Joints are Da Sheet…

December 19, 2008

Picture this: It’s next week. You’re tired. You’re sick of Christmas, and it hasn’t even arrived yet. The last thing […]

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The Gazelle: A Study In Beverage Consumption

December 19, 2008

So, I may have mentioned this once or twice, but The Gazelle loves Pepsi. No, I mean…he really, really, loves […]

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In a word…GIDDY!

December 17, 2008

I was slightly disappointed in the aftermath of my appointment with Liz last Wednesday because I did have some intermittent […]

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Aaahhhh…Nostalgia

December 17, 2008

With all of the school closings that I’ve been hearing about today (although not in the DC metro area), I […]

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